$JUSTCAT
CASOON

The Household Court Is Sitting

Justice Cat, a stout tabby in a white curled judge's wig, sitting upright and unimpressed

Every object breaks. The owner remains responsible.

The First Ruling

At 7:14, the blue flowerpot left the windowsill without permission. Justice Cat inspected the soil, questioned no witnesses, and rejected the owner's theory of gravity. The court noted that his paws were clean enough and the shelf looked unstable. By breakfast, every shard was evidence, the owner was guilty of poor household management, and the judge had returned to the warm chair for a supervised nap.

Justice Cat behind a walnut desk raising a gavel, beside a shattered terracotta pot, spilled soil, a torn cushion and a toppled alarm clock

Three Findings

Pot Owner chose a shelf positioned directly beneath an available paw.Sofa Fabric showed clear intent to attract a routine claw inspection.Noise The owner's objection exceeded the original disturbance by several rooms.

Court adjourned. Supper remains immediately due.